For all of the lovers of Twilight-themed slash fiction out there, the sad news is that you’re going to have to wait six more months to see Irish hottie Jamie Dornan beat the crap out of Dakota Johnson and have her like it oh so much. Yes, the much-plagued 50 Shades of Grey film adaptation (which has undergone script troubles and cast changes) is not going to be ready for the August 2014 release date it originally had planned. The good news is that it’s going to be released on February 13, 2015, just in time for Valentine’s Day. Great, so now all the ladies who love the book series can leave their partners at home while they go to see the movie alone. That sounds like romance to me!