NOTE: Original helicopter penis not pictured.
On Tuesday, two women in Indianapolis were approached by a man exposing his penis. He was, according to the peculiar poetry of the police report, “swinging it about in a rotary helicopter motion.” It is unclear if he intended to take flight.
Though he attempted to flee to his car, 34-year-old Shawn Harvel was arrested. He also received a ticket for parking in front of a fire hydrant, because when it rains, it pours.
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