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Somebody must have been incredibly touched by the tear-jerking “Coffee” Google Chrome commercial. I mean, I was, too. But I didn’t do this:

Plus: The Most Bullsh*t Text message Ever From A Passive-Aggressive Liar is the site where one man has dedicated his words, his heart, and his soul to getting back Alyssa. And I’m sorry, but I just can’t see it as an effective means to get your girlfriend to take you back. What would you do if your ex created a web site devoted to you, with a letter:

a “My Quotes To You” page (“I miss my SEXAY BABAY !!!!”)

A memories page (Remember when we ‘put in overtime’ in my office. On my desk”):

A promises page:

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God I wish this was over, I cannot believe there is more. But there is. Okay,  here goes.

An “I Miss” page (“I miss you saying ‘He has the craziest look in his eyes'”):

And of course, lots and lots of pictures.

The site is overloaded, but thank Gawker for saving these awesome screen shots.

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Alyssa, are you out there? How you doin’? Or perhaps you aren’t answering to Alyssa anymore. Perhaps you have changed your name? And I’d say that’s probably a good idea.


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