Since there are no perfect words for breaking up — It’s not you, it’s me? There’s someone else? I am suddenly overcome with a visceral hatred of your face? — you might as well do it with movie titles, as demonstrated by this video. Over at Vulture, Jesse David Fox points out that it’s really the best possible option, since as long as you and your soon-to-be-ex can memorize, rehearse, and perform it, you’re basically all set. “I can never be your woman” should really be used in more breakups, anyway.