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OkCupid Dates Gone Wrong in 10 Words or Less Is the Stuff of Your Online Dating Nightmares

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Half the fun of going on dates is getting to come back and blather to your friends the next day. Redditor mightymdc recently put a twist on the classic post-date recap by asking fellow users to tell their best OkCupid date stories in no more than 10 words. The results were the stuff of strangely poetic nightmares. It’s like the saying goes: You don’t get the OkCupid dates you want; you get the OkCupid dates you deserve. Read on for brief tales of nine dates gone irrevocably wrong:

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But they don’t all end in horror stories! One lucky Redditor ended up getting way more than a date:

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