Kindergarten is rough. It’s hard enough to find five-year-olds who like you enough to dig for worms next to you, or share their chalk with you (or their iPhones, as it were), but finding a lunch date? Forget it. Luckily for the children of our generation, there’s Tindergarten, a Tinder for pint-sized set to swipe their little hearts out. And luckily for you, Tindergarten is 100 percent fake. For now.