25 Pickup Lines for Kale Loversby Chiara Atik on June 24, 2013
- I love being filled… with kale’s rich beta carotene.
- Is that a stalk in your bag or are you just happy to see me?
- Do you know where I can get a nice big stalk around here?
- If you were a stalk of kale I would eat you raw.
- I’d like to steam YOUR kale…
I mean, some are weaker than others (Mmmmm, you’re like a modern day Popeye… who eats kale.), but there is definitely a certain type of person that these would work on.