7 Inanimate Objects That Don’t Want To Date Youby Jillian Lucas on October 03, 2012
Thank you, Buzzfeed, for compiling this great collection of inanimate objects politely but obviously rejecting your date offer. Even though they’re inanimate, their rejection still stings. However, their excuses are so punny and witty that you can’t help but smile through the hurt.
See the rest of the list on Buzzfeed.