I can’t help it. Women with short little haircuts drive me crazy. (I think it’s probably has something to do with looking kind of like Tinkerbell, but, you know, more my size.) I spent my morning looking a The Frisky’s collection of 14 Short-Haired Ladies Whose Careers Flourished The Closer The Crop and it was, like, a little much for me so early in the morning (Who is this Mia WasiKOWska!). Just haircuts. Apparently that’s all it takes.
Do I like haircuts better than boobs, though? That’s like asking me what my favorite letter in A-W-E-S-O-M-E is.