It turns out, being cheap might actually be good for your dating life!
When you’re a lesbian, how long do you let a guy hit on you before letting him know that it isn’t happening?
Sex doesn’t get in the way of male/female friendship, but the fact that you pulled the fade-out on your last girlfriend sure does.
Thomas Jefferson was 33 when he wrote the Declaration of Independence and, like. Founded America. Abigail Adams was 31 in 1776. Now, think about your dating life: we’ve grown less mature as a nation, no?*
Hmmm, this is not who I was envisioning as Christian Grey in the Fifty Shades movie, which I will not be seeing.
*Alexander Hamilton, perennial Date Report favorite, was 31, and sexy as ever.