In this day and age, vampires are everywhere. We’re sure you’ve dated one without even realizing it (because when you’re in love, you never realize small details like how your boyfriend won’t go out in daylight and subsists on human blood). So if you do find yourself in the throes of love with a sexy bloodsucking monster, here are a few tips to keep your relationship safe and happy.
Do… Learn how to protect yourself. Just in case.
It’s a stake, people. She’s miming a stake.
Don’t… Try to resist their charms.
Resistance is futile. They’ll probably just glamour you into loving them anyway.
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Do… Wear sunglasses.
That has to create like a killer glare, right?
Don’t… Expect them to be nice all the time.
Ouch, Klaus. Ouch.
Do… Expect a little danger every now and then.
Don’t… Cry at the sight of blood.
Seriously. Get used to it.
Do… Have the best sex of your life.
And what do you think, Anya?
Don’t… Ask questions.
Do… Learn how to make a mean blood cocktail.
1. Martini glass
Place in microwave for 30 seconds on high.
Don’t… Expect your relationship to be normal.
Do… Expect the occasional injury (though if it happens by his hands, it’s a dealbreaker).
And Don’t… Underestimate the power of dramatic eye acting.