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How to Get Over Someone: the Definitive Guide

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Lie to yourself that you’re really done this time! There are plenty of fish in the sea, and it’s time to MOVE ON!

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You’re not going to text. You’re not going to call. You’re not going to email. You’re not going to tweet. You’re not going to Facebook stalk. (Much.)

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Things are going well, until from out of nowhere, you get an ambiguous text from them. There’s hope, after all!

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Nope. No, there was no hope.

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Relapse completely.

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Okay. Really this time. There are plenty of fish in the sea. And it’s time to MOVE ON.

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Cut off ALL communication. Delete their contact info from your phone.

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Unfriend on Facebook. Unfollow on Twitter. Unfollow in Instagram.

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The best revenge is looking good. Hit the gym.

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Get a haircut. It looks amazing.

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Call your friends. Announce that you are ready for a NIGHT OUT.

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You’re gonna met some NEW PEOPLE.

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You’re gonna HAVE A GOOD TIME.

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Okay, maybe it was a little too soon for that.

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Back to your room. Time to hide from the world for a while.

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Console yourself that calories don’t count when you’re heartbroken. Resolve to get over them…tomorrow.

emma

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