Lie to yourself that you’re really done this time! There are plenty of fish in the sea, and it’s time to MOVE ON!
You’re not going to text. You’re not going to call. You’re not going to email. You’re not going to tweet. You’re not going to Facebook stalk. (Much.)
Things are going well, until from out of nowhere, you get an ambiguous text from them. There’s hope, after all!
Nope. No, there was no hope.
Okay. Really this time. There are plenty of fish in the sea. And it’s time to MOVE ON.
Cut off ALL communication. Delete their contact info from your phone.
Unfriend on Facebook. Unfollow on Twitter. Unfollow in Instagram.
The best revenge is looking good. Hit the gym.
Get a haircut. It looks amazing.
Call your friends. Announce that you are ready for a NIGHT OUT.
You’re gonna met some NEW PEOPLE.
You’re gonna HAVE A GOOD TIME.
Okay, maybe it was a little too soon for that.
Back to your room. Time to hide from the world for a while.
Console yourself that calories don’t count when you’re heartbroken. Resolve to get over them…tomorrow.