Princeton Mom’s New Book Will Make You Feel Sad, Single, Barren

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sad singleWell, the Princeton Mom just sold a book to Simon and Schuster, and it promises to be a doozy. In “SMARTEN UP!” (oh boy oh boy oh boy), Susan A. Patton will “confront the realities” of modern womanhood, including “the limited number of years a woman can bear children” and “how the current hook-up culture diminishes women’s self-esteem.”

Can’t wait to buy SMARTEN UP! for all my friends in order to alert them to the fact that their life choices are WRONGWRONGWRONG! and that they’ll probably DIE ALONE! and CHILDLESS! with LOW SELF-ESTEEM! due to all their flagrant HOOKING-UP!

[The Cut]