The 10 Most Expensive Ways to Get Offby Lilit Marcus on May 02, 2013
If you had $15,000, what would you spend it on? Maybe a new car, or a down payment on a home? Well, there are some people who are willing to drop that much cash on a sex toy – specifically, a gold plated vibrator.
If the only thing that turns you on more than sex is money, then we have a couple of things you’ll need to add to your personal erotica collection.
Want to set the stage with some super-pricey lingerie? The $2.5 million Victoria’s Secret “Fantasy Bra” modeled by Alessandra Ambrosio in last year’s VS runway show is on the market.
If you love sex and music, this vibrator from Eurythmics co-founder Dave Stewart is just the aphrodisiac for you. The vibrator has lyrics to one of Stewart’s songs engraved on it and it’s also set with black diamonds – don’t worry, they’re conflict free – so that you can wear it as a necklace too.
Think of this as Lars and the Real Girl, the X-rated edition. An Italian sex shop creates custom “real dolls” for their clients, and one man who was ‘replacing’ his dead girlfriend ended up paying more than $32,000 for the finished product.
What do you get for the man who has everything? How about this: “an elegant and luxurious gentleman's pleasure object, elegantly sculpted to provide exquisite tension and profound pleasure,” aka a 24 karat gold butt plug named Earl?
Why simply sit in a chair when you can hook up in one? This custom-made sex swing comes in red or black, which ought to match your dungeon décor just perfectly.
You won’t even get beyond foreplay when you start things off with a $2,500 tickler made of ostrich feathers and sterling silver.
If you’ve seen HBO’s Cat House, about one of Nevada’s legal brothels, then you know all about the Bunny Ranch. But did you know that one of their lovely ladies charges up to $30K a night?
Howard Stern is obsessed with the Sybian, a large rideable sex toy for women, and often asks female guests to try it out. If you want one of your own, it’ll set you back a cool $1,500.
If you already have the partner but want to mess up a really, really expensive bed, the top of the line suite at Geneva’s Hotel President Wilson will run you about $65K per night.
As Woody Allen once said, masturbation is sex with someone you love. Satisfy your inner voyeur and pay $1,600 for the privilege.