Not to get all Liz Lemon’y here, but The Frisky’s Winona Dimeo-Ediger is dating a cheesemonger, which is basically the most desirable profession to date, right up there with restaurant critic and straight male fashion designer. Just think of the cheese samples!
But, according to Winona, the reality of dating a cheesemonger is not all Gruyere and roses.
“As hard as it might be to believe, the constant presence of cheese in my life can be a bit overwhelming, and if you cheese lovers out there were wondering if there really is such a thing as too much cheese, let me assure you, there is.”
So, future Cheesemonger wives of America, be warned! But not intimidated, because, again, the pros are pretty damn convincing.
“The answer to that eternal question, “What should we bring to the party?” is always the same: an artisan cheese plate, duh!”
See? There are definite pros to being the cheesiest couple in the room. (Sorry, sorry! But that’s another pro: think of all the cheese puns you can make!)