What Your Favorite TV Show Says About Your Dating Personaby Jennifer Armstrong on July 31, 2012
16 and Pregnant: There will be at least two kinds of birth control in use at all times.
Grey’s Anatomy: There will be mad hooking up in the on-call room despite doctorly knowledge of the consequences of sex.
30 Rock: There will be sub sandwiches and white wine, not sex.
Beverly Hills 90210: Expect major drama that’s resolved in an hour.
90210: Expect major drama that no one watches.
Ally McBeal: You sing in the bathroom.
Heroes: You have a cheerleader fetish.
Anger Management: You have a problem.
Arrested Development: You are awesome.
Bachelor: Do not mention this.
Bachelorette: Or this.
The Hills: Or this.
Battlestar Gallactica: Say this instead.
The Colbert Report: Or this.
Community: Or this.
Raising Hope: Or this.
Mad Men: No. Everyone says this.
Louie: You have about three weeks left before this one’s played out, too.
Sopranos: Actually, you’re right, it’s probably been long enough. You can start saying this again.
Hot in Cleveland: You’re not afraid to embrace your age (and your love of extremely traditional, kind-of silly, but admittedly entertaining sitcoms).
Ken Burns’ Whatever: You’re trying too hard to seem smart. (Let us guess: You also like NPR?)
Burn Notice: You’re not trying hard enough (though we know, we like it, too).
The Vampire Diaries: You’re 12.
Kyle XY: You were 12 six years ago.
Lassie: You were 12 fifty years ago.
Daria: You were 12 fifteen years ago, but you were a really cool 12-year-old.
Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew: You have newfound and heartfelt sympathy for Michael Lohan.
Dancing With the Stars: You have newfound affection and respect for Gilles Marini (a.k.a. the hot guy from the Sex and the City movie).
Lost: You will want to talk about the damn ending for the next three hours.
New Girl: You understand Zooey Deschanel like no one else does.
Desperate Housewives: You start off great, but things will go downhill after we find out about the neighbor chained in the basement.
Girls: Dirty HBO sex!
Game of Thrones: Dirty HBO sex in costume!
Sex and the City: Dirty HBO sex with pun-filled voiceover?
The Office: You’re awfully loyal.
Glee: You’re too loyal.
Friday Night Lights: You are smart and good and pure and true.
Extreme Makeover Home Edition: You’re not afraid to cry.
Family Guy: You’re not afraid to laugh at wildly inappropriate humor.
The Sarah Silverman Program: You’re not afraid to laugh at funny inappropriate humor.