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Here Are the States Ranked in Order of Penis Size

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Condomania.com, “America’s favorite condom store,” is hoping to put the age old question of “Which state is the biggest?” to rest. Their answer: North Dakota. Say what? According to a press release from the adult mega store, the site collected condom sales data to determine which states purchased the most larger sized condoms.

The data is only ranking the number of condoms purchased so it’s likely the list-topping states are just more likely to wrap it up, in which case we applaud you North Dakota. It also means that it’s home to the most braggarts. Unfortunately, Georgia is missing from this list, which makes sense because Georgians only purchase their condoms at the Texaco.

Here’s the complete list of all 50 states (minus Georgia) “ordered by penis size.”

  1. North Dakota
  2. Rhode Island
  3. South Dakota
  4. District of Columbia
  5. Massachusetts
  6. Ohio
  7. Arizona
  8. Alabama
  9. New York
  10. South Carolina
  11. Colorado
  12. Maryland
  13. Wisconsin
  14. New Jersey
  15. California
  16. Florida
  17. Connecticut
  18. Virginia
  19. Oregon
  20. Pennsylvania
  21. Washington
  22. Tennessee
  23. New Mexico
  24. Iowa
  25. Illinois
  26. Louisiana
  27. Vermont
  28. Utah
  29. Maine
  30. Nebraska
  31. Idaho
  32. Kansas
  33. Delaware
  34. Michigan
  35. Nevada
  36. New Hampshire
  37. Oklahoma
  38. Montana
  39. Minnesota
  40. Kentucky
  41. Texas
  42. Indiana
  43. West Virginia
  44. Missouri
  45. Alaska
  46. North Carolina
  47. Wyoming
  48. Arkansas
  49. Hawaii
  50. Mississippi

[h/t Time]

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