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Jon Stewart Tells Arianna Huffington People Don’t Actually Use Their Cell Phones During Sex

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On the Daily Show last night, a very concerned Arianna Huffington told Jon Stewart that we are all cellphone-obsessed narcissist monsters who use our phones during sex. People are so addicted, she said, that “20 percent of them use their smartphones during sex!” To which Jon Stewart said the only reasonable thing, which is, What the fuck are you talking about?? (Actually, he said, “That sounds false,” but you can read the subtext.)

Thank you! This is what I’ve beenĀ saying! These studies make no sense and also are possibly not actual studies. Jon Stewart, you are correct, sir, and remain very good at calling stupid things stupid. Arianna Huffington, fake phone pseudoscience does not make me want to buy your book.