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Lars Von Trier’s Sexy ‘Nymphomaniac’ Posters Aren’t Very Sexy

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Lars Von Trier is at it again. The posters for the director’s new movie, Nymphomaniac (starring Shia LaBeouf and Uma Thurman) have just been released. And it turns out—despite the title—they’re highly unsexy. Each poster focuses on a different character, supposedly having an orgasm, but, well, LaBeouf looks more like he’s sniffing his armpit. Thurman, of course, entirely escapes the unsexy curse of the rest. The woman is like an angel who was somehow captured in a bottle by Quentin Tarantino and forced to live on Earth for 20 years.

Scroll down for the posters. Just to warn you: the process of scrolling through these pictures is kind of like being in a crazy orgy you never signed up for and definitely don’t want to be a part of. And yet, you do want to see the movie. Damn you, von Trier!

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