A British study has found that clean sheets are one of the biggest turn-ons for women. In other news, gross things are gross, and people don’t like them. This may seem painfully obvious – except for the fact the average single man changes his sheets only four times a year. This, in case you are wondering, is not enough times.
Allow me, as a card-carrying female, to save you lady-daters a lot of time, money, and mental distress by sharing some more game-changing tips for seduction:
- Brush your teeth
- Wash your clothes
- Wear deodorant
- Use (and flush) toilets
- Trim your toenails before they’re legally considered lethal weapons
- Don’t be a vaguely humanoid, pulsing mass of filth who makes the sewers his home
What’s especially bizarre is that the very same study ranked freshly laundered sheets highly among turn-ons for men. What’s especially especially bizarre is that “cleaning the house” also managed to crack the list of top ten male turn-ons. So, dudes: change your damn sheets and everyone wins.
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