Listen, listen. Let me explain. Sometimes when you’re in Home Depot and it’s 8am and you see that display shed that’s totally unlocked, there is nothing else to do but have sex in it. You know what I mean, right?
Well. These two get it, anyway. Gawker has the scoop on Emily Craig (20) and Shaun Bowden (31), who were arrested yesterday morning in Charleston, South Carolina for doing that very thing.
I’m just saying, who could blame them? There is something very alluring about Home Depot. And morning sex is the best. This arrest was clearly inevitable, and I’m surprised this very thing doesn’t happen more often.