Each day, dozens of new personals pop up on that seedy corner of the Internet known as Craigslist’s Casual Encounters section. Not nearly as romantic as its misty-eyed cousin, the Missed Connections, Casual Encounters is where you’ll find ads like “Big Booty Bottom” and “FUC ME RIGHT NOW, MY KOK IS HARD.”
For those of you searching for your own Big Booty Bottom but too busy to write your own, thoughtful ad, there’s now an online generator called Collective Love that will write one for you. Plug in your desired region, sexual preference, and the number of sentences you want your ad to be, and Collective Love will spit back a post created from bits and pieces of existing Casual Encounters ads. The result is something that’s “not quite human, and yet not quite alien.” Which is funny, because those are exactly the type of people I want responding to my ad. (Don’t judge.)
Make your own here.