14. He greets you with, “Good morning, my wife!”
We all know what you’re not supposed to eat before sex: the three Bs — beans, burritos, bath salts. But what makes the perfect post-coital snack?
“He wrote me a note afterward telling me that he liked me because I keep him on his ‘tows’.”
“If I don’t call a girl, it is most likely because I don’t want to touch her butt.”
Well, you’re all very mature: the majority of voters in last week’s poll said that relationships, even casual ones, have to happen face-to-face.
What’s the best way to break up with your not-quite-significant other? In person, by phone, or do you just stop contacting them?