Not every woman wants a ring from you.
Sure, he likes you. What is there not to like?
Dating can be exhausting. But it can be fun. It can be a nice time to do your thang. And it will probably not be forever.
You’re locked in, and nobody’s knob is getting turned tonight.
Running shorts do not give me a lady boner. They’re too short and flap around in the wind like girly little fairy wings.
Are you annoying the crap out of people before you even get a chance to hit on them?
She can’t cook, clean, take out the garbage, open cans, open windows, open doors, garden, or do sports, and her hands haven’t seen the light of day for 15 years.
These dating profile cliches are pretty spot on.
In the angst that was my early twenties, I saw a guy who could say all the things I longed to hear one moment only to take it all away the next as the most powerful, seductive man alive.