Men don’t make passes at girls who wear glasses? We beg to differ.
“When my girlfriend yawns and she puts her arms up in the air to stretch at the same time. Goddamn, I usually throw her right onto the bed.”
Guys today know that it’s not enough to compliment a woman — you have to compliment a woman correctly.
Guys not only don’t care if you’re wearing sexy underpants, they might not even care if you’re wearing someone else’s dirty underpants.
Maybe we are so blind to the butterflies that flutter in our stomachs when our buddy-pal is around, that we dodn’t realize that friendship is detrimental.
It’s as if men see a line of lipstick-red tape wrapped around that pair of Louboutins you swear are your Get-Laid shoes.
Accepting someone’s fashion sense may just be the tip of the iceberg.