Not every woman wants a ring from you.
The worst thing a single woman can do is commit to a guy who is not committed to her.
“If they bring you pizza, they’ve got potential. If they let you have the last slice, they’re a keeper.”
Real life dudes could learn a thing or two from celebs, million dollar bank accounts not required.
They are probably considering what angle they would shoot this serious conversation you’re trying to have with them from.
As every long journey begins with a single step, so does every dinner out begins with a single dollar bill. So what if it’s come from a g-string?
Seriously ladies, print this bad boy out, tack it to your refrigerator, and use it as a constant reminder of what you deserve!
“I don’t even want a boyfriend. I just want someone who wants to hang out all the time, and thinks I’m best person in the world, and wants to have sex with only me.”