In fact, don’t just date one — marry one.
Make sure you take pictures with your pretty friends, but not ones that are prettier than you. That way the boys know you don’t hang around with uggos, but it’s also crystal clear that you’re the queen of the pack.
It’s the little things — like plugging her dying cellphone into a charger when she leaves it unattended — that make you an awesome boyfriend.
Men and women handle and react to sex differently, and no matter how much she says she only wants sex – and she may, indeed, only want that – the reality is she is going to react emotionally to it, become attached to you, whether she wants to or not.
Places praised for being the best cities for singles are the best cities for single people to STAY single, making them actually the worst.
DON’T feel like you have to have the talk if you’re happy with the way things are.
Now I’m facing down a marriage-less future where my mother constantly asks me about making babies and I’m haunted about whether where I live affects my date selection.
“I hid something for you in my cleavage. Frisk me later to find it.”