While I have to imagine that the guy I end up with isn’t likely to take to purse peeing, it’s a guarantee that he’ll do something to drive me batty.
My ex didn’t place my cat’s butt over my face while she defecated, but really he might as well have.
We will say, maybe you had better clean the litter box, baby.
Stop picturing the dilapidated house with the 86 unneutered felines scampering around every which way when we mention our cats.
Why are there only blogs dedicated to hot guys holding animals?
When he asked if I could spare an hour of my evening to have my cat teach him the Dougie (really sexy stuff, right?), I said why not?
If the only good thing that happens from this date is that your sheets got cleaned, then that’s a pretty good day.