Show them how much you care in a way even their robotic heart will understand.
“Would you like to help two bubble dragons save the world and collect fruit?” is one of my more underrated pick-up lines.
A combination of DFW, Nick Hornby, and Salinger means you’re at least a *touch* neurotic.
When your boyfriend spends the entire day playing video games instead of massaging you with oils and rubbing you feet and feeding you chocolates, THANK HIM.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: I love condoms but they just aren’t Star Wars-y enough for me.