You went to see ‘Ted’ alone and high (if you’re a guy) and you went to ‘Magic Mike’ alone and drunk (if you’re a lady).
Bookstores are a lot like bars, except that you have to bring your own alcohol.
That is love. Or at least mega-like. Ask her out, for goodness sake.
Step one: Don’t start every new relationship anticipating how it’s going to end.
It says: I want more than just go get into your pants right now. (I still might want to get in your pants, but I’m not going to be creepy about it.)
Want to hook up with a Swedish woman? Luckily for you, it doesn’t seem that hard.
Do you play that game where you think, “If this train derailed and was somehow pulled to another dimension and we had to procreate to keep the human race alive on the new planet, who would I bang?” I do.