One night stands, I think, are like that very, very rich piece of cheesecake: Delicious and a total treat, but if you had it every day, you’d be like, “Oh my god. I’m disgusting. I feel gross. I hate myself.”
14. He greets you with, “Good morning, my wife!”
Time to channel your inner Nike: Just Do It.
#4 Stage a fake phone call to your fake boyfriend, whose fake name is Bone Thug Murderer.
The ad’s intent was to “show that women could also do the ‘Stride of Pride,’ which was how men were popularly referred to in the same situation.”