Remote control vibes can be great fun. They can be the perfect way to spice up a sex life that’s become routine. But when used in public, they can also be brutal on the people around you.
If the only thing that turns you on more than sex is money, then we have a couple of things you’ll need to add to your personal erotica collection.
People who want to get their green freak on don’t need to wait – there are plenty of companies out there who are making eco-friendly products for the bedroom.
Raise your hand if you’ve ever read a list of sex toys guaranteed to “spice up your love life!”
“I like to envision that they’re reborn as toasters or Jacuzzi parts.”
“It has something that looks like lips and the other side, it has a small hole that goes through to the other side,” said the journalist.
Look, everyone! It’s Whiskey Dick, the nasty-flavored vom-inducing alcoholic lube you didn’t ask for!
Someone whose idea of “kinky” is locking their partner in a dog cage probably isn’t going to feel fulfilled with someone whose idea of “kinky” is fuzzy handcuffs.