Do the hospitable thing and offer your one night stand a little breakfast.
Time to channel your inner Nike: Just Do It.
#4 Stage a fake phone call to your fake boyfriend, whose fake name is Bone Thug Murderer.
It’s scary enough to cope with something like a broken condom without having to deal with insurance issues or problems finding a pharmacy with Plan B in stock.
They say the fastest way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. The fastest way out? Do what this girl did.
You may tell yourself–to quote a song you were probably dancing to last night at 4 AM–“this is not my beautiful house.”
Sometimes you find yourself stuck in the Hook-Up Zone with someone, when what you really want is a relationship. If this is happening to you again and again, you might want to tweak your dating strategy a little bit…
My Best/Worst Walk of Shame Ever: The Fairy Tale Ending (Or, How My Halloween Crush Became My Boyfriend)
I was going to have to take the worst kind of Walk Of Shame—the one where you didn’t get to have sex but it just looks like you did and you are covered in glitter, wearing a tiny, ass-cheeks-baring Tinkerbell costume.