Comic books have always featured romantic sub plots, which are sweet out of context, but often just distract the crusaders from accomplishing their main duty: saving the world. Most superheroes have enough going on with evil clown villains and multi-billionaire masterminds, so imagine adding the complexity of having a relationship in the era of texting? Catwoman asking Batman to stop and pick up a gallon of milk on the way home. Wonderwoman insisting Superman just fly over to Belgium really quick for her favorite chocolates. And not to mention the Spiderman’s whiny texts to Mary Jane about how just he doesn’t think he’s good enough for her. It’d be tragic.
The site Texts From Superheroes has whipped up some hilarious text message conversations that crime fighters might send to score a date with their costumed counterparts. Check out some of these hilarious Valentine’s texts here.
[h/t Design Taxi]