1. So you just sent them a pic of your dog and a joke.
Give ’em a little taste.
2. 30 minutes later
So they’re playing it cool. Alright.
3. One hour later
Oh, they’re probably at work.
4. One hour 30 minutes later.
Maybe they don’t have their phone on them.
5. Two hours later.
Maybe it didn’t go through?
6. Two hours 30 minutes later.
7. Three hours later.
I guess that text didn’t really warrant a response. There was no question mark.
8. Three hours 30 minutes later.
It’s cool. We’re all busy people living in the city. I have things going on too.
9. Four hours later.
Are you fucking serious right now?
10. Four hours 30 minutes later.
Whatever, I’m over it.
11. Five hours later.
I’m fly as hell. People would kill to have textual banter with me.
12. Five hours 30 minutes later.
I dare them to text me. Gonna get straight up ignored.
13. Six hours later.
They text back. Aww. Ok, so that was kind of sweet.
14. 20 minutes later.
I’m just gonna send them back a joke and then it’s in their hands.
15. Two hours 30 minutes later:
They respond, “Ha.”