It’s March, which means it’s March Madness, which means that when you hit the bar, the likelihood of picking someone up is statistically lower than ever before. Even if you’ve got mad skillz and a damn good icebreaker, your game will be overshadowed by the actual basketball game. It doesn’t matter if you’re just trying to score or if you’re selecting your Cinderella, generally busting a bracket or touching someone’s arm can run a foul. Prepare yourself for some upsets.
Lucky for you, Twitter is full of suggestions using the #MarchMadnesspickuplines tag, so you’ll have a line ready during commercial breaks. Sure, they’re cheesy, but they’ll at least get you to the next round. You might even get in the action for the final four play.
I promise I’ll go down on you faster than Duke in the first round. #marchmadnesspickuplines
— Kelly (@IAmCadetKelly) March 24, 2014
were you born in March? cause you’re hot and it’s madness.. #MarchMadnessPickUpLines
— Coco Hunnit (@ColleenKatoa) March 24, 2014
Dangg I shoulda made you my bracket cuz your PERFECT #MarchMadnessPickUpLines
— Dante Matera (@ItalynStalyn10) March 24, 2014
My name isn’t Jerami Grant but I’d still like to show you my spin move. #MarchMadnessPickupLines
— DCF (@DrunkCuseFan) March 22, 2014
— Abby Hill (@Ag_Hill) March 22, 2014
— Jake O’Donnell (@_JakeODonnell) March 21, 2014
I wish I was Dayton you #marchmadnesspickuplines
— Peter Zelkowski (@PeterZelkowski) March 21, 2014
Let’s skip all this and go straight to the Final Four play. #marchmadnesspickuplines
— Meredith (@kittyhas9lives) March 21, 2014
#marchmadnesspickuplines I really wish Morehead St would have gotten in. Are you a fan of Morehead?
— Cody McKee (@codybmckee) March 13, 2012
I think we should be Dayton, cuz you are certainly a cinderella #marchmadnesspickuplines
— Sir Kyle (@ButThatKyleTho) March 23, 2014