The Best of Twitter’s March Madness Pickup Lines Hashtag

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March Madness Pickup Lines

It’s March, which means it’s March Madness, which means that when you hit the bar, the likelihood of picking someone up is statistically lower than ever before. Even if you’ve got mad skillz and a damn good icebreaker, your game will be overshadowed by the actual basketball game. It doesn’t matter if you’re just trying to score or if you’re selecting your Cinderella, generally busting a bracket or touching someone’s arm can run a foul. Prepare yourself for some upsets.

Lucky for you, Twitter is full of suggestions using the #MarchMadnesspickuplines tag, so you’ll have a line ready during commercial breaks. Sure, they’re cheesy, but they’ll at least get you to the next round. You might even get in the action for the final four play.