What caters to a LEFT swipe, for Schumer?
- Guitar pictures
“A guitar in the picture is a big red flag. That is like the clearest ‘you’re just trying to get pussy at a party’ move. No.”
- No shirt
“If you’re not wearing a shirt in your profile photo – stop. Just stop.”
- Mom pictures
“The guys that are the closest with their moms and do the most charity work are the secret dirtbags of the universe.”
- Sky diving
“Just watch television like the rest of us!”
- A group profile picture
“Shows no confidence. Like ‘look I have friends’, be YOU.”
We agree with all of these! Most especially the no shirt part. Watch the full (hilarious) video below.