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Let’s get straight to the point: Amy Schumer paired up with Vanity Fair to go on a swipe marathon for a stranger on Tinder. In doing so, she revealed many different ways to spot douchebags.

What caters to a LEFT swipe, for Schumer?

  • Guitar pictures
    “A guitar in the picture is a big red flag. That is like the clearest ‘you’re just trying to get pussy at a party’ move. No.”
  • No shirt
    “If you’re not wearing a shirt in your profile photo – stop. Just stop.”
  • Mom pictures
    “The guys that are the closest with their moms and do the most charity work are the secret dirtbags of the universe.”
  • Sky diving
    “Just watch television like the rest of us!”
  • A group profile picture
    “Shows no confidence. Like ‘look I have friends’, be YOU.”

We agree with all of these! Most especially the no shirt part. Watch the full (hilarious) video below.