Last weekend, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West visited Versailles, seeking permission to host their upcoming wedding (a small, casual affair) at the palace. The answer: a “firm no.” Let them eat cake somewhere else.
The Date Report has already proven that the royal château that once housed Louis XIV and Marie Antoinette is, empirically, the only place on Earth suitable for Kimye’s nuptials, but c’est la vie. The couple still hopes to wed somewhere in France. Our suggestion: why not smush Notre Dame, the Eiffel Tower, the Arc de Triomphe, the Louvre, and Big Ben (yep, just go ahead and tugboat it right across the Channel) into one mega-venue?