Why I’m Single

17 Reasons You’re #UndateableBecause

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Sometimes you can feel undateable, but as the saying goes there is someone out there for everyone (even if you’re this guy, or one of these girls, or you live in Murray Hill.) On last night’s episode of @midnight, the Comedy Central show hosted by Chris Hardwick, comics came up with the funniest phrases they could think of in the show’s #HashtagWars segment using the hashtag #UndateableBecause. Naturally, Twitter played along:
















Even Panera got in on it: